Loony: oh i was gonna say, i was stagedooring from 11 to 8pm today
Loony: there was a free concert of 1789 at the PDS this morning and it was so so great
Mommy: I thought you were getting tired of the drama in the whole stage dooring scene
Loony:: i'm really going to miss music i love sung by actors i love surrounded by pushy fans
Loony: today was the day i knew where to find mikele though
Mommy: There is nothing more moving than a live show
Mommy: I cry when the curtain opens
Mommy: Then I cry again when the music starts
Loony: after the concert i went to a famous theatre called the olympia to find mikele
Loony: i got there around 1pm and the show started at 8pm
Loony: there were already 50 people waiting
Loony: and as the day went on there were more and more
Loony: mikele showed up late for his rehearsal and just pushed through the crowd and i was too far away to see him
Loony: and now i have no guarantee i'll ever see him or flo again
Loony: so i went home and flopped on my couch and cried because i'm realizing that there is stuff i'll miss
Loony:: i mean i'll probably see them when 1789 opens, but they won't want to do photos because they're there to see the show
Loony: and i still have a dream that they'll come to new york when/if the american version opens
Mommy: Maybe you can see them there
Loony: and after that?
Loony: i know it's silly but i actually love them
Loony: like i care about losing them in my life significantly more than if i were to lose like
Loony:[the name of a person i took out to not be offensive should s/he ever see this blog]
Loony: or even [someone else]
Loony: you guys and kelley are more important than them though dont worry
Mommy: Thanks
Loony: and flossie
Mommy: Even when she pees?
Loony: as long as it's not on my head [one time when i was asleep the dog jumped onto my bed and was so excited to discover that I was up there that she peed everywhere]
Loony: mikele and flo have never peed on my head
Mommy: Flo and Mikele never pee when they see you. There is no joy in that
Loony: no but flo is all tease-y and precious and ive never seen him light up like that for any other fan
Loony: and mikele is the only person like mikele in the whole world
Loony: kelley says when i miss flo i can paint a beard on her
Mommy: She might get tired of that
Loony: tough
Mommy: Every morning you will make her late cause she will wake up with a new beard painted on during the night
Loony: people will wonder why flo is always asleep in the pictures i post on facebook
Loony: and propped into a sitting position
Mommy: That would be weird
lesmisloony: (lol amadeus)
Guy: So you moved to france just like that? WOW!! Do you know anybody here at least?

Me: Not really. That's a big reason I have this profile! Fortunately there are at least twenty other au pairs who are very nice, but they like to go out to bars and I'm more of a theatre/cinema fan, so I don't spend much time with them either.

Guy: Wow really? I dont drink. Would you like go watch a movie with me some time this week?

Me: It's hard to say at this point! There's not much on your profile and you haven't answered any of those silly question things, so I don't know anything about you!

Guy: Loooool I didnt ask to marry me. I just asked you to watch a movie. My personal info is upon request haha. What do you wanna know? Where do you live?

Guy: Anyhow, screw the movie lets do something else tonight.

Me: I *think* you may have just told me what I needed to know.

Guy: Say what? Ohh no dont you dare!! You're saying I'm a liar? I do love more and I do not drink. Its the truth. I know what you're thinking.

Guy: can u go check my new picture see if they're better. I need a girl's advice. Please be honest so I know if I should keep them or remove. Tell me which ones to remove pleaaase.

Guy: Thanks in Advance.

Me: Nope, I didn't say you were a liar. But I think I have the right to know something about someone before I agree to go meet them alone somewhere, especially in a place as dark and awkward as a movie theater. So... nope, I guess you didn't know what I was thinking.

My honest advice is that you should smile in your pictures. I don't know about French girls, but where I come from you look a little bit dangerous/rough. Smile and look friendly. I'm attracted to cute guys, not scary ones.

Guy: Thanks for calling me a scary guy. Thats a complement. French girls are only attracted to scary guys yes. Thanks for the advise Madeline!

Guy: My question was more about how I look, not the way I take the picture. Is my face great? Are I fashioned enough?

Me: I have no idea what you're talking about... I suggested you smile. That's easier to change than your face!

Guy: No I cannot change my face. You might ask yourself why I reply so fast. Dont get the wrong idea, I'm using my phone. I'm not like 24/7 online or something jus saying. Well was nice talking to south Carolina! Adieu! I dont think we're made for each other at all lol

Me: Aren't you glad we talked more before we met up to see a movie? I just saved you a lot of money.

Good luck finding girls who are attracted to someone who doesn't smile!

(NORTH Carolina.)

Guy: Thanks, good luck finding a guy who likes BBWs!! :P

Me: I already did, sweetie. I've seen three in person, will probably be in a relationship with one soon, and there are four or five others who won't stop messaging me. (Including you, that's six people who can't take a hint.)

This is getting really childish. Why don't you go talk to some of the girls on this site who are attracted to immaturity? I'm sure there are SO many.

Guy: Haha you're so innocent. Just a hint for you: men dont think like you believe they do.


Things I didn't say:
1. Oh, sorry, I didn't realize you were more worried about what guys thought than what girls thought!
2. I'm not worried about the way *you* think, that's why I refused to meet up with you...
3. Get a life! If you aren't interested in me, why do you keep answering my messages? Why did you message me in the first place? This is really boring.

I'll let him have the last word, though. Good luck, lonely creeper!

And hey! I gave no shits about him trying to make fun of my weight.

Peace out. ;)
lesmisloony: (lol amadeus)
 This is what you're missing out on if you haven't joined Beautiflo Mikelomanie.

Dom: I saw something about Flo smoking. D:
Loony: DON'T WORRY HE CORRECTED IT WITH A TRUMPET.
Dom: IS THE TRUMPET ANOTHER INSIDE JOKE THAT I MISSED?
Loony: No it is fact! He learned how to play the trumpet because he wanted to quit smoking! And Mikele was SO PISSED because it was during the tour and Flo was always playing the trumpet while Mikele was trying to sleep.
Dom: You're kidding.
Loony: It was in an interview they did on 6/9 a while back! The video is blocked in my country on copyright grounds.
Dom: Oh my god. >> That's so brilliant.
I think that made my life. 
Far: That couldn't be any more humorous or amusing if you tried (well maybe it could...) but it's good he quit smoking, even if it was with... unusual methods. (He couldn't have tried patches or those little fake cigarette things?) Maybe he just wanted to get back at Mikele for his rejection. 
It also amuses me that it makes it sound like they constantly shared a room.
Dom: Well, judging on what I read two seconds ago, they shouldn't have had their falling out yet. >> So Flo probably didn't even really think about it.
And it's very likely that they did, even IRL. Or at least, it makes sense in my head if they would have. <<
Far: XD it's still just amusing that of all ways you could have to give up smoking, learning the trumpet and sending everyone insane with it is one of them.
Loony: THIS IS A VIDEO of the troupe passing some fans in some minivans.
IF YOU LISTEN, YOU HEAR A TRUMPET WHEN ONE OF THE CARS GOES BY.
IT IS APPARENTLY FLO.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_amg8PicG2Y
Dom: I HEARD IT.
OH MY GOD.
Loony: I am trying really hard to imagine him buckled up in the back seat of a car, playing a trumpet.
Dom: It's a beautiful image.
Almost as beautiful as the image of the annoyed Mikele sitting next to him is amusing.
Loony: Mikele is sitting next to him just letting his head knock against the window.
He's going. "Trumpet. Trumpet. Trumpet. Trumpet." under his breath.
Flo is so clueless.
Dom: This was the scene I imagined:
   Mikele: You shouldn't play that thing while we're moving. > : /
   Flo: *Takes a break* Why? D: 
   Mikele: Because if we crash then it'll go through your face.
   Flo: o__o What makes you say that?
   Mikele: Because it's what I've been imagining for the past fifteen minutes I've been TRAPPED IN THIS CAR WITH YOU. D:<
Loony: (I mikelol'd.)  POOR LITTLE FLO. HE THOUGHT THAT HIS TRUMPET-PLAYING IMPRESSED MIKELE.
Jess: THE NOISE WASN'T THE ANNOYING PART OF THE TRUMPET PLAYING, FLO JUST MADE THE MISTAKE OF KEEPING IT IN HIS BACKPACK, AND WE ALL KNOW WHAT'S IN THERE.
IT WAS LIKE A RAZORBLADE GUN!
Loony: SO MANY WOUNDED SECURITY GUYS
Dom: OH NO. NOT THE SECURITY GUARDS.
Far: Someone should patent that as a lethal weapon. At least they've got a way of protecting themselves from the really stalkery fans.
Though Mikele may end up turning it on Flo if it got that annoying.
Jess: THE REAL REASON MIKELE REJECTED HIS LOVE IS THAT FLO PLAYED HIS RAZORBLADE TRUMPET AND IT BLASTED PAST MIKELE'S MECHE, SNIPPING A SINGLE STRAND OF HAIR. 
MIKELE WAS NOT A HAPPY MIKELEKITTEN!
Dom: *GASP*
Loony: "ALRIGHT THAT IS ENOUGH FLORENT. THAT IS ENOUGH. YOU HAVE WOUNDED MY MÈCHE YOU TERRIBLE TERRIBLE HUMAN. GET OUT. GO SLEEP IN SOLAL'S ROOM TONIGHT."
"But but but but Mikele!"
"GET OUT OF HERE. I AM GOING TO SKYPE CYNTHIA AND IT IS GOING TO GET SO SEXY AND YOU NEED TO GO. NOW. ONLY SEXYSKYPING WITH CYNTHIA WILL REPAIR MY WOUNDED MÈCHE."
*Flo runs out the door crying and hugging his trumpet to his chest*
JessNOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOO! 
HE DIDN'T MEAN TO, MIKELE, I PROMISE HE DIDN'T. JUST DON'T REJECT HIS FLOVE!
Dom: And then Solal will be confused because he's rooming with Merwan and they were practicing their ballet. D:

I am proud to say that this conversation led to crappy fanart from me.  And a hilarious follow-up from Jess.

Oh we do have fun.


On a serious note, we're also doing a fan project for the troupe and we're constructing an English wikipedia page (which is actually turning out better than the French one!).  Plus there is all sorts of fanfiction (we just got one for Salieri/Nannerl last night, which is a pairing I never through would ever work but APPARENTLY IT DOES) and people are coming up with amazing flotos and videos.
I don't feel like retyping it, so here's the story as narrated to Miss Anna-pants over skype

Maybe my giant black mesh and feather fascinator is cursed. )


Honestly, every time I've tried to go "out on the town" it has ended in disaster.  I think I should just give in to fate and lay around watching bad Disney sequels and knitting all the time.
Kelley: what is your work schedule like this weekend??
Loony: YOUR MOM
Kelley: YOUS A POO FACE
Loony: YOUR MOM'S A POO FACE
Kelley: IMMA PUSH YOU DOWN A HOLE
Loony: THEN I'LL RUN OVER YOU WITH A CAR
Kelley: IMMA SET OFF A BOMB AND SEND YOU INTO ANOTHER REALITY
Loony: I'MMA PUT DYNAMITE IN YOUR PURSE AND THEN RUN AWAY
Kelley:  IMMA SEND YOU ON A BOAT TO SAFETY AND THEN IT WILL EXPLODE
Loony: I'MMA PUSH YOU OUT A SEVENTH-STORY WINDOW AND THEN ABSCOND WITH YO KIDNEYS
Kelley: IMMA PUT YOU ON A RAFT AND THEN SEND SOME MOFOS IN A BOAT TO STEAL YO SON!
Loony: I'MMA MARRY A MAN WHO SEXUALLY ABUSES YOU AND THEN CALL THE COPS WHEN YOU BLOW UP MY TRAILER
Kelley: IMMA STEAL YO BABY AND THEN RAISE HIM AS MY OWN AND THEN HE WILL NEVER KNOW YOU AND THEN I WILL ABANDON HIM AND COME BACK TO FIND YOU HAVE GONE INSANE!
Loony: I'MMA SEND YOU ON A RACE AROUND THE WORLD AND THEN MAROON YOU ON A ISLAND FOR 4815162343 DAYS AND MAKE YOU PUSH A BUTTON AND THEN YOU'RE GONNA ASK TO MARRY MY DAUGHTER AND I'M NOT EVEN GONNA LET YOU DRINK MY SCOTCH
Kelley: IMMA DIE AND THEN MAKE YOU TAKE MY COFFIN TO AUSTRALIA AND THEN UNDIE AND HAUNT YOU FOEVA!
Loony: I'MMA GO BACK IN TIME AND SEDUCE YO MOM AND THEN YO DADDY WILL KILL ERRBODY EXCEPT YOU CUZ YOU'LL BE UNDER THE BED AND THEN YOU'RE GONNA TAKE MY NAME AND LIVE LIKE A DOUCHEBAG UNTIL ONE DAY YOU FINALLY KILL SOMEONE WHO TURNS OUT TO NOT BE ME
Kelley: IMMA BECOME A HORRIBLY ABUSIVE ALCOHOLIC FATHER AND TAKE YOU (CUZ YOU MY SON) TO AN ISLAND AND THEN TAKE YOU AN ISLAND WHERE I WORK AS A MAINTENANCE MAN AND YOU ARE DEPRESSIONED AND HAVE NO FRIENDS
Loony: I'MMA KILL YO SPANISH WIFE OF CHOLERA AND THROW YOU IN PRISON FO NO REASON AND THEN PUT YOU ON A ISLAND WHERE YOU WILL NEVER DIE OR REMOVE YOUR EYELINER
Kelley: IMMA FALL MADLY IN LOVE WITH YOU AND LIVE A HAPPY LIFE WITH YOU IN THE 1970S AND THEN LET A LITTLE SMART MOFO SET OFF AN ATOMIC BOMB AND THEN LET GO OF YOU SO YOU GET SUCKED DOWN A HOLE AND THEN HAVE TO SET OF THE BOMB YOSELF!!!!!
Loony: I'MMA GO BACK IN MY LIFE AND RELIVE IT AS THOUGH YOU WERE THERE THE WHOLE TIME AND THEN I'MMA MAKE UP A STUPID BRAND OF SPIDER WHO WILL BITE YOU AND MAKE YOU PARALYSED AND THEN I'MMA BURY YOU ALIVE IN SOME SAND WITH YO BROTHER
Kelley: IMMA BRING YOU ON A BOAT AND THEN LET THAT CRAZY MOFO STEAL YOU FROM ME AND THEN BECOME A CRAZY WOMAN MAHSELF AND THEN YOU WILL GET SHOT ONE DAY WHEN THAT CRAZY MOFO DONT CARE BOUT YOU NO MO!
Loony: I'MMA BE A DRUG LORD AND YOU GONNA BE A PRIEST AND I'MMA HAVE TO GET ON A PLANE WITH SOME OTHER DRUG LORDS BUT YOU GONNA GET ON IT FOR ME INSTEAD AND A BUNCH OF PEOPLE GONNA GET SHOT FOR SOME REASON AND YO PLANE GONNA CRASH WITH A BUNCH OF STATUES FULL OF DRUGS
Kelley: IMMA MAKE YOU THINK THAT THESE MOFOS WHO LIVE IN AN UNDER WATA BUBBLE HAVE THE ANSWER TO ALL DA LIFES PROBLEMS BUT THEN YOU GONNA SWIM DOWN THERE AND THEN THEY GONNA LOCK YOU IN A ROOM AND IM GONNA SWIM TO YOU AND YOU GONNA SING AND PRETEND NO ONES THERE AND THEN AT SOME POINT SOMEHOW YOU GONNA GET LOCKED IN A ROOM DATS GONNA FILL WIT WATA AND DEN YOU GONNA WRITE ME A MESSAGE TELLIN ME DAT DIS WAS A FAILED PLAN AND DEN YOU GON DIE!
Loony:  I'MMA GONNA FORM A BAND WIF YOU AND I'MMA GONNA DEVELOP A PROBLEM WITH DRUGS AND YOU GONNA THINK I'S STUPID AND THEN I'MMA GONNA MAKE YOU TAKE SOME DRUGS AND THEN YOU GONNA GET HOOKED AND THEN I'MMA GONNA GET ALL CLEANED UP AND DEVELOP A FAMILY WHILE YOU BE A USELESS HAS-BEEN JUNKIE WHO USED TA PLAY DA BASS
Kelley: IMMA GIVE YOU DA WINNIN LOTTERY NUMBAS AND DEN YOU GON WIN DA LOTTERY AND ITS GON CURSE YOU AND YOU AINT GON HAVE DA HAPPINESS NO MO
Loony: I'MMA TAKE YOU OUT INTO DA WOODS AND MAKE YOU EXCAVATE A TRAP DOOR WIF ME AND THEN WHEN WE'S DONE I'MMA DROP A PLANE ON YO HEAD
Kelley: IMMA MAKE YO LIFE REALLY COMPLICATED BY KILLIN YOU WHEN YOU A YOUNG BOY AND THEN SOMEHOW YOU GONNA LIVE AND FIND OUT HOW PEOPLE CAN STOP FLUCTUATIN BETWEEN REALITIES AND HAVIN NOSE BLEEDS BUT DEN YOU GONNA DIE SOMEHOW DAT I DONT REMEMBER
Loony: I'MMA TAKE YOU ON A HOT DATE TO DA BEACH AND WE GONNA HAVE SOME SEXXINS IN A TENT AND THEN WE GONNA GO OUT INTO THE WOODS AND A CRAZY MEXICAN GONNA SHOOT YOU IN THE BELLY BECAUSE SHE GONNA YOU THINK YOU'S A OTHER
Kelley: IMMA HIT YO IN DA HEAD WIT A TREE AND YOU GONNA FORGET HOW TO TALK ENGLISH
Loony:  I'MMA FIND YOU IN A IRAQI PRISON AND REMEMBER YOU FROM WHEN WE WAS CHILDREN AND I'MMA BE TOO AFRAID TO TORTURE YOU AND THEN I'MMA SHOOT MYSELF IN THE LEG SO YOU CAN BE FREE. BUT THEN WE GONNA FIND EACH OTHER AGAIN AND YOU GONNA GET HIT BY A CAR IN A CROSSWALK
Kelley: IMMA PRETEND TO BE HEALIN YOU IN MAH TEMPLE OF TINY TREES BUT THEN IMMA DROWN YOU AND YOU GONNA DIE BUT THEN YOU GONNA COME BACK TO LIFE AND LOSE ALL YO EMOTIONS!
Loony: I'MMA DROP YO BASEBALL AND THEN YOU GONNA DIE SOMEHOW. POSSIBLY BY BULLETS BUT MAYBE BY A BLACK SMOKE MONSTER. I DON'T REALLY REMEMBA
Kelley:  IMMA TELL YOU IN THE 1500S OR SOMETHING THAT IMMA KILL YOU AND THEN IMMA GET INTO A CRIPPLED MOFOS BODY AND THROW YOU IN A FIRE IN 2007!
Loony: I'MMA GET ON A PLANE THAT'S SUPPOSED TO GO TO GUAM AND YOU'RE GONNA BE DRIVIN IT AND WHEN YOU SEE ME ON THE PLANE YOU GONNA KNOW THAT WE AIN'T GOIN TO GUAM, MOFO
Kelley: IMMA LOOK INTO THE TARDIS AND THE TARDIS GONNA LOOK INTO ME AND IMMA BECOME THE BAD WOLF AND BE ABLE TO SEE THE PAST AND THE FUTURE AND EVERY ATOM OF YOUR EXISTENCE AND IMMA DIVIDE THEM
lesmisloony: HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
Kelley: HI!
lesmisloony: I'm in the TARDIS. It takes a lot of power to send this projection--I'm in orbit around a supernova. Burning up a sun just to say goodbye.
Kelley: GAHHHH
lesmisloony: The whole thing would fracture. Two universes would collapse.
Kelley: i might just break down any cry if this scene keeps going 
lesmisloony: Where are we? Where did the gap come out?
Kelley: I DONT KNOW HOW TO SPELL IT THE OTHER LANGUAGE WAY
lesmisloony: Dalek??
Kelley: NO!
lesmisloony: Oh you know me. I've still got the TARDIS. Same old life.
Kelley: but but
Kelley: WAHHHH
lesmisloony: You've still got Mister Mickey, then.
Kelley: HE IS A MOFO
lesmisloony: You're not...
Kelley: im not.. its mum
Kelley: she is a mofo!
lesmisloony: What about you?
Kelley: I AM NOT A MOFO
lesmisloony : Oh, good for you.
Kelley: yep
lesmisloony: Kelleyphant Anderbear, defender of the Earth!
lesmisloony: You're dead
lesmisloony: officially
lesmisloony: back home
lesmisloony: So many people went missing...

lesmisloony: ...you're on the list of the dead.
Kelley: but but
Kelley: WAHHHH
lesmisloony: You can't.
Kelley: CANT POOP?!
lesmisloony: Quite right, too.
Kelley: WHAATTT
lesmisloony: And I suppose
lesmisloony: if it's my last chance to say it...
lesmisloony: Kelleyphant Anderbear, I

lesmisloony has logged off.
Loony: (having just watching Michael Ball and Phil Jupitus break it down on Buzzcocks) You can't stop the beat! Ever since we first--
Molly: I'll stop YOUR beat.
Loony: Oh?
Molly: I'll stop your HEARTBEAT.
Loony: *giggle fit*
Molly: I will. I'll do it! Yeah! I'll... I'll stop your...
Loony: *still giggling*
Molly: I might have gone slightly insane.
[While watching the end of the Thanksgiving Parade]

Grandmom: Well, gosh, Santa looks so young!

Granddaddy:(resignedly) Everybody looks young.


Old people amuse me.

I'm working on NaNo today. I'm about 11,000 words behind, but I refuse to give up.

Also, I'm going to be putting in three ten-hour days at my reopened cinema starting tomorrow, so gah! Must write today.

Oh dear.

Nov. 19th, 2009 03:09 pm
Loony: The cheese is stuck in the cracker hole! I can't get it out... wait, no, there it goes. I got it.
Molly: ...
Loony: I had to go in the back way to dislodge it.
Molly: That's what SANTA said.
Loony: He had to go in the back way to get what he wanted?
Molly: He had to go in the back door... instead of the chimney...
Loony: Hurr hurr, breaking in the back door instead of coming down the chimney?
Molly: Because the back door was open and he knew there wouldn't be any alarms.
Loony: But someone might cry out upon witnessing his entrance.
Molly: Someone might scream when he comes in the back door.
Loony: Unless he slips.

FOLLOWUP:
Molly: I wanna watch "It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown."
Loony: I wanna take a great pumpkin and smash it over Charlie Brown's funny-lookin' head.
Molly: I wanna take my paring knife and cut out your innards.
Loony: ...
Loony: Owww I feel like Voldemort is about to bust out of my uterus and it really hurts.
Molly: But... you can't feel things in your uterus!
Loony: ...Molly?  Have you ever heard of sex?
Tara: Excuse me!  Use the term "lovemaking"!  We don't want to offend Molly's delicate ears!
Molly: *plops down on the floor crosslegged* Where DO babies come from??
Tara: Well, when a man and woman really fancy each other--
Loony: He puts his dingle in her hoohoo.
Molly: What's a dingle?
Loony: An evil evil part of a man.
Molly: What does it look like?
Loony: *makes a fist and punches the air repeatedly*
Molly: That's scary!
Tara: No!  What happens is they kiss and then the baby gets grown in a cabbage patch and then a stork comes and pecks out its eyes.
Molly: But what about all the people on TV who kiss and don't get pregnant?
Tara: Molly... they're all going to hell. 
For the record, if you were to ever click on the "my roommate" tag, you'd notice the recent ones saying how awesome she is and then a couple of older ones saying how she never talks to me and life is embarrassing with her. In case it's not clear, the "how awesome she is" ones are my current roommate, the fabulous Molly, while the awkward ones are my freshman roommate whose name I sometimes forget. That said, sometimes Molly and I IM when we're sitting in the same room.

Stupidest chat ever. )

Also...

 
16959 / 50000 words. 34% done!

ETA:

*punches fist in the air* 
Hell yes.  Every time prop eight is supported, Richmond and Julian cry.

OH!  Carolyn!  I HAVE SOMETHING TO SHOW YOU.  Something... Colin Morgany.
lesmisloony: (Barack!)
I'm crying with joy.

Too many emotions in such a little time, you guys. But right now it's joy.

capnspaudling and I subsequently lost our minds.
lesmisloony: (XD Shoujo Cosette)
lesmisloony (1:04:55 AM): Katherine?
lesmisloony (1:04:57 AM): Katherine?
lesmisloony (1:04:59 AM): Katherine?
lesmisloony (1:05:01 AM): Katherine?
lesmisloony (1:05:03 AM): Katherine?
lesmisloony (1:05:04 AM): Katherine?
lesmisloony (1:05:06 AM): Katherine?
lesmisloony (1:05:07 AM): Katherine?
lesmisloony (1:05:09 AM): Katherine?
lesmisloony (1:05:10 AM): Katherine?
lesmisloony (1:05:12 AM): Katherine?
lesmisloony (1:05:13 AM): Katherine?
lesmisloony (1:05:15 AM): Katherine?
lesmisloony (1:05:21 AM): Katherine?
lesmisloony (1:05:24 AM): Katherine?
lesmisloony (1:05:29 AM): Katherine?
lesmisloony (1:05:32 AM): Katherine?
lesmisloony (1:05:35 AM): Katherine?
lesmisloony (1:05:39 AM): Katherine?
lesmisloony (1:05:41 AM): Katherine?
lesmisloony (1:05:43 AM): Katherine?
lesmisloony (1:05:45 AM): Katherine?
lesmisloony (1:05:47 AM): Katherine?
lesmisloony (1:05:50 AM): Katherine?
lesmisloony (1:05:52 AM): Katherine?
lesmisloony (1:05:55 AM): Katherine?
lesmisloony (1:05:57 AM): Katherine?
lesmisloony (1:05:59 AM): Katherine?
lesmisloony (1:06:01 AM): Katherine?
lesmisloony (1:06:03 AM): Katherine?
lesmisloony (1:06:08 AM): Katherine?
lesmisloony (1:06:10 AM): Katherine?
kitkat (1:06:21 AM): huh? what?  what?
lesmisloony (1:06:28 AM): You know the black bits in bananas?
lesmisloony (1:06:34 AM): Are they tarantula's eggs?
kitkat (1:06:44 AM): Never speak to me again in your life.
 
lesmisloony: (amazing Richmond)
lesmisloony (4:57:36 PM): Wwwwwould you like a pie?
LunaLuna (4:58:15 PM): no...
lesmisloony (4:58:20 PM): ...
lesmisloony (4:58:25 PM): but it is a GOOD pie

LunaLuna (4:58:34 PM): nevertheless
LunaLuna (4:58:44 PM): last time you gave me a pie
LunaLuna (4:59:01 PM): I cut into it with my tiny pie cutter
LunaLuna (4:59:13 PM): and millions of birds flew out
LunaLuna (4:59:21 PM): hitting me in the eyes and the temples
LunaLuna (4:59:34 PM): I was confused
LunaLuna (4:59:42 PM): It was a trick pie!
lesmisloony (4:59:48 PM): WHY YOU NO LIKE MY PIE?
LunaLuna (5:00:00 PM): I just told you
lesmisloony (5:00:16 PM): I make you the pie
lesmisloony (5:00:19 PM): to show you I love you!

LunaLuna (5:00:37 PM): *moan*
lesmisloony (5:00:53 PM): *groan*
LunaLuna (5:01:17 PM): *moan*
lesmisloony (5:01:28 PM): *wail*
LunaLuna (5:01:43 PM): *wail*
lesmisloony (5:02:46 PM): *incoherent babblings*
LunaLuna (5:02:59 PM): *death*
lesmisloony (5:03:04 PM): Thanks a lot.
 

Ugh.

Sep. 17th, 2008 10:45 pm
lesmisloony: (The Moon D:)
lesmisloony: ugh
lesmisloony: ARGH
lesmisloony: ARGH
lesmisloony: I AM MADE OF JEALOUSY
lesmisloony: GAH
lesmisloony: NNNNGAH

lesmisloony: http://community.livejournal.com/booshslashhaven/616078.html#cutid1
sunrisesunset: Jealousy?
lesmisloony: I AM LIGHTHEADED WITH JEALOUSY
sunrisesunset: ...I can see how you would be.
lesmisloony: there is no emoticon to express
lesmisloony: "I have bruises from being crushed into the barriers at the front, totally worth it. Actually most of them are Noels fault as every time he was pulled into the audience he was pulled back over me. So I was holding Noel up more times than I can count."

sunrisesunset: I'm quite sure that this was posted to make Erin cry.
lesmisloony: america sucks
lesmisloony: so much
lesmisloony: why am i american
sunrisesunset: Hmm?
lesmisloony: they dont come here
lesmisloony: they tour there
lesmisloony: not here

sunrisesunset: Ah. Lack of Booshness.
lesmisloony: they dont even have the show in region 1 dvds
sunrisesunset: Undershtood. 
lesmisloony: now im all glum
sunrisesunset: Cheer up, Loony! You know what they say...
lesmisloony: never trust a nun, never trust a nurse, never trust a cat?
sunrisesunset: Or perhaps something more like the looking on the bright side of life thing.
lesmisloony: I commented and said I was jealous
lesmisloony: and she said this
lesmisloony: [The hat] actually smells of Noel, very faintly. I remember him smelling really good when he reached down and kissed me on the cheek. He was really stubbly too, which I wasn't expecting. It was kind of nice in a way.

sunrisesunset: I suppose that doesn't make you feel any better.
lesmisloony:: no
lesmisloony: no it really doesn't
lesmisloony: she has HIS HAT

sunrisesunset: I see.
lesmisloony: well
lesmisloony: when she met him he was sweaty
sunrisesunset: It seems as though this is causing you some level of distress.
lesmisloony: and his eye makeup was smeary
lesmisloony:so there
lesmisloony: so this is usually when I'd watch a youtube video that has always made me happy in the past
lesmisloony: but all my current favourites are of Noel Fielding
lesmisloony: which I think would just make it worse

sunrisesunset: Oh dear. Can nothing make you better?
lesmisloony: that's what I'm trying to figure out
lesmisloony: well
lesmisloony: I knitted Enjolras for President an iPod case
lesmisloony: and in return she sent me a gift box with a card that said
lesmisloony: "We want to play love games with you. Love Noel Fielding and David Tennant"
lesmisloony: and I've been letting it freak out my hallmates all day
lesmisloony: pretending I don't know who it's from
lesmisloony: just for lulz 

sunrisesunset: That's rather lulzy. 
sunrisesunset: I saw an Enjolras at the coffeeshop today.
lesmisloony: ...was he standing on a table? 
sunrisesunset: Well, no, he served me hot chocolate. But he looked like Enjolras. He was blond and pretty in the sort of way that if you really looked at him you couldn't find a flaw in his face but he sort of lacked the masculinity to make him attractive.
lesmisloony: prettyyyy
lesmisloony: omgcrap
lesmisloony: in recitation today they said the first paper was due next Thursday
lesmisloony: APPARENTLY THAT'S IDIOTSPEAK FOR "TOMORROW"
lesmisloony: crap crap crap 

sunrisesunset: ...Oh dear.
lesmisloony: crappppp
lesmisloony: new facebook, jealousy, and a paper due tomorrow
lesmisloony: I've been putting off constructing an outline for AGES cos I thought I had another week 

sunrisesunset: Oh goodness. I do sympathise as a fellow procrastinator.
lesmisloony: ughhh
lesmisloony:I hate homework
lesmisloony: maybe I'll just go to sleep
lesmisloony: and then drop out of school
lesmisloony:and hide out in someone's suitcase
lesmisloony:on a boat
lesmisloony: and go to Britain
lesmisloony: and stalk the Mighty Boosh tour
lesmisloony: and live in a box
lesmisloony:and Noel Fielding will take pity on me
lesmisloony: and let me move into the bus with them
lesmisloony: and work as a stagehand 

sunrisesunset: It could happen.
lesmisloony: and then finally Noel Fielding will learn to love me
lesmisloony: because I'll be the best stagehand ever
lesmisloony: and maybe a French street gang will try to kill him for some reason
lesmisloony:and I
lesmisloony: with my French skillz
lesmisloony: will talk them down
lesmisloony: so he'll owe his life to me
lesmisloony: yeahhhh 

sunrisesunset: ...Eventually causing him to sleep with you?
lesmisloony: to MARRY me
lesmisloony: I'm thinking big 

sunrisesunset: Oh, I see. 
sunrisesunset: He is not currently married or in a long-term relationship, I presume?
lesmisloony: : /
lesmisloony: the latter 

sunrisesunset: Oh.
lesmisloony: but SHE won't save him from the French street gang 
sunrisesunset: Question: 
sunrisesunset: If Noel Fielding has a long-term girlfriend 
sunrisesunset: why are you madly jealous of the girl who has his hat?
lesmisloony: because she's a lowly fangirl like me
lesmisloony: who was just in the right place at the right time
 
sunrisesunset: Ah. So the girlfriend is high-and-mightier, I suppose?
lesmisloony: yes
lesmisloony: she's probably all glam and perfect looking 

sunrisesunset: Do you know her name? If yes, I shall Google her and judge.
lesmisloony: no, I dunno
lesmisloony: I avoid the subject because of the jealousy 

sunrisesunset: Oh dear, everything's so easy with Wikipedia.
lesmisloony: yeahhh
lesmisloony: did you look it up?
 
sunrisesunset: Yup!
lesmisloony: is she pretty? 
sunrisesunset: I can't really tell.
lesmisloony: I don't want to see her or know her name
lesmisloony: quite frankly

sunrisesunset: She's sort of all ... punk rocker-y makeup, which automatically disuades my brain from thinking of someone as pretty. But I guess she's plain-pretty.
lesmisloony: I can imagine she'd be quite punk
lesmisloony: just judging by him
lesmisloony: ...lol
lesmisloony: I just gave in to temptation
lesmisloony: and typed "Noel Fielding's girlfriend" into the google image search
lesmisloony: this picture came up first

lesmisloony: http://data4.blog.de/media/549/1606549_dab0ef1d04_m.jpg
sunrisesunset: ...That's special.
lesmisloony: I approve
lesmisloony: it made me feel better
lesmisloony: so did this
lesmisloony:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Za6T4DaYmrU


 


AND THEN YOUTUBE WENT DOWN.


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