Welp, it's Cohen and Attia. Their job is to reach out to fourteen year olds, not Ravenclaw types. If you want a musical about the actual revolution that's what Boublil and Schönberg's La Revolution Française is for I guess. That one never quite got my attention though... but LM people say it's a good thing. And I hear it's coming back soon or something!

As for Dove and Albert... they're good for dancing around the room singing your head off. There's a plot synopsis up on the Florum; the guy singing is Desmoulins and the hot young guy works for him. The hot young girl works for Marie Antoinette. Ooh.