So I had this thought.

[lesmisloony]

I was trying to think of a way that the RIDICULOUSNESS of Twilight could be made more obvious, but then I just started thinking generically about ~*sparklepires*~ and how insane that general concept is and how I'm glad no one in any of MY fandoms sparkles (possible exceptions: Vince Noir and Cybermen) and then I thought...


...what if Montparnasse was a sparklepire?


WHAT IF THE ENTIRE PATRON-MINETTE SPARKLED?


*imagines a sparkly Gueulemer*


Let's all hope together that nothing comes of this errant thought.


But I laughed my head off when it surfaced in my mind.





SPARKLE SPARKLE OM NOM NOM.

Ohhh gosh need sleep. I'm sure this post will shame me in the morning.