I was going to go to bed and respond to things in the morning, but you mentioned the practice of Flo-ifying words and I wanted to share an exceedingly long and annoying facebook conversation Laurel and I had today. I'll put her contributions in bold so you can navigate the upcoming field of capslock:

ALL I HAVE IS ANGELS

I AM FLOLING AGAIN

I AM FLO FLAD*
*THIS WAS A GENUINE TYPO FOR 'FLAD'**
**THAT WAS ANOTHER GENUINE TYPO FOR 'GLAD', I JUST CAN'T SPELL THAT WORD APPARENTLY

DON'T WORRY
I KEEP PUTTING L'S IN FRONT OF O'S AND F'S IN FRONT OF L'S TOO.
FORCE OF HABIT

FLORCE FLO HABIT

FLOH MY FLOD I LIED TO YOU

FLOD I FLOVE YOU

FLI FLOVE FLOU FLOO!

LES FLOS QUI DÉRANGENT SONT DES ANGES
FLOMG, WE CAN FLOTALLY FLO IT IN FLORENCH TOO.

DANS LES FLOS DE VOS CENSURES
JE FRISSONE POIGNNARDÉ PAR LE FLO
JE JOUE SANS TOUCHER LE FLO
MON TALENT SONNE FLO
JE NOIE MON ENNUI DANS LA MIKELOMANIE

*DE FLOS CENSURES
MIKELOMANIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FLOSER L'IMFLOSSIBLE
.....FLOSER looks like LOSER doesn't it?!
And l'imflossible = cannot be flossed...??
WELL IT WAS OKAY IN FRANÇAIS.
S'IL FLO MOOOOOOOOOOOURIIIIIIIR FLOTANT VIVRE À EN CREVER
ADIEEEUUUU LES FLOFLOS SOUS LES MIKELA--------------------that's not very wholesome is it?!

I AM FLOLING TOO HARD TO MIKELANSWER


Yeahhh we're awesome.