2010-04-15 12:50 pm
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This was a fantastic way to spend an hour.

Kelley: what is your work schedule like this weekend??
Loony: YOUR MOM
Kelley: YOUS A POO FACE
Loony: YOUR MOM'S A POO FACE
Kelley: IMMA PUSH YOU DOWN A HOLE
Loony: THEN I'LL RUN OVER YOU WITH A CAR
Kelley: IMMA SET OFF A BOMB AND SEND YOU INTO ANOTHER REALITY
Loony: I'MMA PUT DYNAMITE IN YOUR PURSE AND THEN RUN AWAY
Kelley:  IMMA SEND YOU ON A BOAT TO SAFETY AND THEN IT WILL EXPLODE
Loony: I'MMA PUSH YOU OUT A SEVENTH-STORY WINDOW AND THEN ABSCOND WITH YO KIDNEYS
Kelley: IMMA PUT YOU ON A RAFT AND THEN SEND SOME MOFOS IN A BOAT TO STEAL YO SON!
Loony: I'MMA MARRY A MAN WHO SEXUALLY ABUSES YOU AND THEN CALL THE COPS WHEN YOU BLOW UP MY TRAILER
Kelley: IMMA STEAL YO BABY AND THEN RAISE HIM AS MY OWN AND THEN HE WILL NEVER KNOW YOU AND THEN I WILL ABANDON HIM AND COME BACK TO FIND YOU HAVE GONE INSANE!
Loony: I'MMA SEND YOU ON A RACE AROUND THE WORLD AND THEN MAROON YOU ON A ISLAND FOR 4815162343 DAYS AND MAKE YOU PUSH A BUTTON AND THEN YOU'RE GONNA ASK TO MARRY MY DAUGHTER AND I'M NOT EVEN GONNA LET YOU DRINK MY SCOTCH
Kelley: IMMA DIE AND THEN MAKE YOU TAKE MY COFFIN TO AUSTRALIA AND THEN UNDIE AND HAUNT YOU FOEVA!
Loony: I'MMA GO BACK IN TIME AND SEDUCE YO MOM AND THEN YO DADDY WILL KILL ERRBODY EXCEPT YOU CUZ YOU'LL BE UNDER THE BED AND THEN YOU'RE GONNA TAKE MY NAME AND LIVE LIKE A DOUCHEBAG UNTIL ONE DAY YOU FINALLY KILL SOMEONE WHO TURNS OUT TO NOT BE ME
Kelley: IMMA BECOME A HORRIBLY ABUSIVE ALCOHOLIC FATHER AND TAKE YOU (CUZ YOU MY SON) TO AN ISLAND AND THEN TAKE YOU AN ISLAND WHERE I WORK AS A MAINTENANCE MAN AND YOU ARE DEPRESSIONED AND HAVE NO FRIENDS
Loony: I'MMA KILL YO SPANISH WIFE OF CHOLERA AND THROW YOU IN PRISON FO NO REASON AND THEN PUT YOU ON A ISLAND WHERE YOU WILL NEVER DIE OR REMOVE YOUR EYELINER
Kelley: IMMA FALL MADLY IN LOVE WITH YOU AND LIVE A HAPPY LIFE WITH YOU IN THE 1970S AND THEN LET A LITTLE SMART MOFO SET OFF AN ATOMIC BOMB AND THEN LET GO OF YOU SO YOU GET SUCKED DOWN A HOLE AND THEN HAVE TO SET OF THE BOMB YOSELF!!!!!
Loony: I'MMA GO BACK IN MY LIFE AND RELIVE IT AS THOUGH YOU WERE THERE THE WHOLE TIME AND THEN I'MMA MAKE UP A STUPID BRAND OF SPIDER WHO WILL BITE YOU AND MAKE YOU PARALYSED AND THEN I'MMA BURY YOU ALIVE IN SOME SAND WITH YO BROTHER
Kelley: IMMA BRING YOU ON A BOAT AND THEN LET THAT CRAZY MOFO STEAL YOU FROM ME AND THEN BECOME A CRAZY WOMAN MAHSELF AND THEN YOU WILL GET SHOT ONE DAY WHEN THAT CRAZY MOFO DONT CARE BOUT YOU NO MO!
Loony: I'MMA BE A DRUG LORD AND YOU GONNA BE A PRIEST AND I'MMA HAVE TO GET ON A PLANE WITH SOME OTHER DRUG LORDS BUT YOU GONNA GET ON IT FOR ME INSTEAD AND A BUNCH OF PEOPLE GONNA GET SHOT FOR SOME REASON AND YO PLANE GONNA CRASH WITH A BUNCH OF STATUES FULL OF DRUGS
Kelley: IMMA MAKE YOU THINK THAT THESE MOFOS WHO LIVE IN AN UNDER WATA BUBBLE HAVE THE ANSWER TO ALL DA LIFES PROBLEMS BUT THEN YOU GONNA SWIM DOWN THERE AND THEN THEY GONNA LOCK YOU IN A ROOM AND IM GONNA SWIM TO YOU AND YOU GONNA SING AND PRETEND NO ONES THERE AND THEN AT SOME POINT SOMEHOW YOU GONNA GET LOCKED IN A ROOM DATS GONNA FILL WIT WATA AND DEN YOU GONNA WRITE ME A MESSAGE TELLIN ME DAT DIS WAS A FAILED PLAN AND DEN YOU GON DIE!
Loony:  I'MMA GONNA FORM A BAND WIF YOU AND I'MMA GONNA DEVELOP A PROBLEM WITH DRUGS AND YOU GONNA THINK I'S STUPID AND THEN I'MMA GONNA MAKE YOU TAKE SOME DRUGS AND THEN YOU GONNA GET HOOKED AND THEN I'MMA GONNA GET ALL CLEANED UP AND DEVELOP A FAMILY WHILE YOU BE A USELESS HAS-BEEN JUNKIE WHO USED TA PLAY DA BASS
Kelley: IMMA GIVE YOU DA WINNIN LOTTERY NUMBAS AND DEN YOU GON WIN DA LOTTERY AND ITS GON CURSE YOU AND YOU AINT GON HAVE DA HAPPINESS NO MO
Loony: I'MMA TAKE YOU OUT INTO DA WOODS AND MAKE YOU EXCAVATE A TRAP DOOR WIF ME AND THEN WHEN WE'S DONE I'MMA DROP A PLANE ON YO HEAD
Kelley: IMMA MAKE YO LIFE REALLY COMPLICATED BY KILLIN YOU WHEN YOU A YOUNG BOY AND THEN SOMEHOW YOU GONNA LIVE AND FIND OUT HOW PEOPLE CAN STOP FLUCTUATIN BETWEEN REALITIES AND HAVIN NOSE BLEEDS BUT DEN YOU GONNA DIE SOMEHOW DAT I DONT REMEMBER
Loony: I'MMA TAKE YOU ON A HOT DATE TO DA BEACH AND WE GONNA HAVE SOME SEXXINS IN A TENT AND THEN WE GONNA GO OUT INTO THE WOODS AND A CRAZY MEXICAN GONNA SHOOT YOU IN THE BELLY BECAUSE SHE GONNA YOU THINK YOU'S A OTHER
Kelley: IMMA HIT YO IN DA HEAD WIT A TREE AND YOU GONNA FORGET HOW TO TALK ENGLISH
Loony:  I'MMA FIND YOU IN A IRAQI PRISON AND REMEMBER YOU FROM WHEN WE WAS CHILDREN AND I'MMA BE TOO AFRAID TO TORTURE YOU AND THEN I'MMA SHOOT MYSELF IN THE LEG SO YOU CAN BE FREE. BUT THEN WE GONNA FIND EACH OTHER AGAIN AND YOU GONNA GET HIT BY A CAR IN A CROSSWALK
Kelley: IMMA PRETEND TO BE HEALIN YOU IN MAH TEMPLE OF TINY TREES BUT THEN IMMA DROWN YOU AND YOU GONNA DIE BUT THEN YOU GONNA COME BACK TO LIFE AND LOSE ALL YO EMOTIONS!
Loony: I'MMA DROP YO BASEBALL AND THEN YOU GONNA DIE SOMEHOW. POSSIBLY BY BULLETS BUT MAYBE BY A BLACK SMOKE MONSTER. I DON'T REALLY REMEMBA
Kelley:  IMMA TELL YOU IN THE 1500S OR SOMETHING THAT IMMA KILL YOU AND THEN IMMA GET INTO A CRIPPLED MOFOS BODY AND THROW YOU IN A FIRE IN 2007!
Loony: I'MMA GET ON A PLANE THAT'S SUPPOSED TO GO TO GUAM AND YOU'RE GONNA BE DRIVIN IT AND WHEN YOU SEE ME ON THE PLANE YOU GONNA KNOW THAT WE AIN'T GOIN TO GUAM, MOFO
Kelley: IMMA LOOK INTO THE TARDIS AND THE TARDIS GONNA LOOK INTO ME AND IMMA BECOME THE BAD WOLF AND BE ABLE TO SEE THE PAST AND THE FUTURE AND EVERY ATOM OF YOUR EXISTENCE AND IMMA DIVIDE THEM
lesmisloony: (lol amadeus)
2010-02-22 04:18 pm

Total Eclipse of the Heart spam

Two posts in one day!


 

This isn't necessarily my favourite song, but it is My Song.  And I'm amazed at all the nonsense I just found on youtube.
 




And I need you now tonight! )


And I found this website:  http://lulz.mn/totaleclipseoftheworld/
It basically lists all the languages in which the song has been performed and seems to have links, but I'm late to work and can't click any of them...


Silly people with youtube accounts and similar minds have done "covers" of it...

And I need you more than ever! )

There are also fanvids set to this song for every fandom I've ever had.  Not necessarily great vids, but nevertheless...


And if you only hold me tight... )



And here's something fantastic with which I leave you:

We'll be holdin' on forever! )
lesmisloony: (wtf Ten)
2009-03-04 10:48 am

So, this dream I had...

Dream:

I was in a stage play version of Repo at a high school and, ye Gods, I was Amber Sweet. I was backstage and looking over the script (I think it may have been a dress rehearsal: in any case, I was vastly underprepared) and in the next scene there was to be a GeneCo fashion show and I, playing Amber Sweet, was supposed to wear something slutty. Unfortunately, the costume was nowhere to be found and I had to go to my own closet, rushed because my entrance was coming up in just a moment. I was talking to someone at the time and saying "But what's the most cleavage-y thing I have?!?" We finally realised we would have to make to with a flannel shirt and a pair of shorts. The clothes were suprisingly Sim-ish. Or not suprisingly so. Unfortunately, having settled on an outift that was decidedly NOT slutty, I couldn't find a pair of shorts. The person I was with told me that I was wearing some right now, but in fact I was only wearing underwear.

Then I was watching the high school Repo performance on video with a boy I'm trying not to like. At the part where Amber Sweet is supposed to make an entrance, someone who wasn't me came out. I had to explain that, having rejected my costume and lost the self-confidence to dress scantily, I had given the part to someone else at the last minute. Good to know my self-confidence issues extend to my dreams.

The boy and I were on a train at this point, apparently going back to college from spring break. And college was in the French countryside. I remember telling myself I was going to study Basque (the dialect, not the character). The train was exceedingly narrow, comprised of only two rows where we could stand and hold onto those ceiling straps. As I was talking to that boy, someone else started talking to me. I turned around (every now and then I get a little bit lonely and you're never comin' round...) and saw THE GUY I LOVED IN HIGH SCHOOL. I was standing between the boy I don't want to crush upon now and the guy I loved in high school and still kind of adore despite the fact that I haven't seen him in years. I didn't know which to talk to. I had a brief conversation with the high school crush about cell phones. He was on his way to his college in Tennessee. Then I spent a long time wondering why I train heading to the French countryside was going to swing by Nashville first...

Anyway, that was basically it. Then my Dalek alarm clock went off and I wondered how many weeks I will have that thing before it wakes me up without giving me a mild heart attack.

To Do:
1. Homework. Finish reading Andromaque, read Le Cid, and study that history of the French language.
2. Find more disk space. Will probably have to delete my Doctor Who episodes. Meh.
3. Get a region-free DVD player! Might need to get paid first.
4. Burn some DVD's. Gotta free up that disk space.
5. Do something about the sudden loss of soundtrack for those two youtube videos. Megavideo, maybe?
6. Watch Monday's Heroes.

That reminds me!

Rather pleased thoughts within... )

Okay, now I'll pay attention to my professor for a while.
2009-02-11 12:31 pm

Sometimes I waste time.

Things I learned from the Sims:

Life is really good if you set a few aspirations for yourself every day and then accomplish them.  Yesterday I saw Lost and Heroes and Scrubs and an episode of MST3K, and even DID SOME HOMEWORK.  Oh, and did I mention I made my Pavi mask?  Pictures forthcoming.  I only played the Sims for a couple of hours.  Shilob grew up into a kid and unfortunately inherited his dad's funny cheeks and got weird-looking lips from somewhere.  But he has the cool hazel eyes I put on Marni, so that's good.

Also, I love controlling people's lives.  It's fun.


And now, a brainstorm I had that will make my life easier.


Slightly Spoilery for, um, Everything )

Maybe I should go to bed earlier.