Namesquishes!

I know some people hate namesquishes, and I gotta admit Towen or Owosh or whatever does NOT work, and Janto gets on my nerves, but Epparnasse is a good one, don't lie.

BUT BUT BUT this is what I just discovered!
(*n00b*)

Howard/Vince?  Is Howince.

Aww. 

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Jonathan Ross: Julian, in the series, of course, your alter-ego Howard Moon, he's a jazz fan.
Julian Barratt: That's right, yeah.
Jonathan Ross: Are you yourself a jazz fan?
Julian Barratt: I am, Jonathan, yeah.
Jonathan Ross: Seriously?
Julian Barratt: Yeah, very much so, yeah.
Jonathan Ross: There's not so many of you out there, really.
Julian Barratt: No, we're a dying breed.
Jonathan Ross: You are, it is sort of dying out.
Noel Fielding: Like unicorns.
Julian Barratt: I am trying to bring it back, but, uh... *realises what Noel just said*
Noel Fielding: There's two of 'em.  *begins to mime* Wait, there's one, grab him!  Get the net!
Jonathan Ross: Unicorns never existed!  How can they die out?  
Noel Fielding: How dare you?

HOLY GOD.

JESUS CHRIST SQUERB DID YOU SEE THAT????