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THESE ANIMALS
Jul. 6th, 2010 12:08 pmIt's only Tuesday and already Tiny has pooped in every room of the house and tried to rape Sad Dog a thousand times and Sad Dog has knocked me over to charge into the house at least once a day and can't be removed without a treat and the daggum rabbit peed all over its cage including in and under its food dish and completely filled its litterbox thing in one day and then I couldn't find the bags to empty the litter box so I had to carry the pee-stained piece of crap into the bathroom and dump all the clotted nastiness into the toilet and then my hands were covered in rabbit peeeeeee
and Tiny keeps chewing on me and follows me from room to room and has a panic attack every time I try to bathe because he can't see me when I'm in the giant tub or in the shower so my hair is greasy
by the way he woke me up at 5:30am this morning and my watch battery is dead for the first time in the four years I've had it
meanwhile my laptop is ready to be picked up but it's thirty minutes away and if I haven't gone to get it by tomorrow they're going to start charging me for holding on to their mofo loaner which is supposed to be so great given that it's running Windows 7 but actually it bluescreened EVERY DAY
Tiny thinks USB cords and electrical wires are fun to chew on
I have an assignment due for my online class but all my books are back at my actual house along with the other pets I need to feed, ie my beloved dumb Cocker Flossie, while my parents are at the beach but Tiny is too tiny to leave the house so I have to wait till he falls asleep, shut him in his cage thing, and then make a run for it and hope I can run all these errands by the time he wakes up
GOOD LORD
On the bright side, Tiny slept all day yesterday while Kelley and Sarai were over here and we watched from The Idiot's Lantern through the end of series two. Meaning I got to see alt!Pete and Jackie's big reunion (perhaps the sweetest thing ever in the history of Who and I REALLY LOVE PETE TYLER) and Mickey being so cool and, you know, Bad Wolf Bay. BUT THEN THERE WAS DONNA.
While Tiny is chewing on a rope, I'm going to quickly inform the internet of how much I love Mickey Smith. I think I'm more proud of his evolution throughout the series than anybody. Every time I see him pull out a giant gun and aim it at a Cyberman with that precious sneer I remember him clutching Rose's legs stammering "He's an alien, he's a- he's a thing!" You go, Mickey Smith. I feel like if I ever met Noel Clarke I'd want desperate to hug him. Oh, and then there's Ricky, whose terrible acting is one of my favourite things in the history of ever. Most specifically the scene where he goes, "Wha' am I doin' THEH?" and points at Mickey.
OKAY! Tiny fell asleep! I have to shower, feed Flossie, and then drive back to campus to pick up my laptop. Gahhhhhhh.
and Tiny keeps chewing on me and follows me from room to room and has a panic attack every time I try to bathe because he can't see me when I'm in the giant tub or in the shower so my hair is greasy
by the way he woke me up at 5:30am this morning and my watch battery is dead for the first time in the four years I've had it
meanwhile my laptop is ready to be picked up but it's thirty minutes away and if I haven't gone to get it by tomorrow they're going to start charging me for holding on to their mofo loaner which is supposed to be so great given that it's running Windows 7 but actually it bluescreened EVERY DAY
Tiny thinks USB cords and electrical wires are fun to chew on
I have an assignment due for my online class but all my books are back at my actual house along with the other pets I need to feed, ie my beloved dumb Cocker Flossie, while my parents are at the beach but Tiny is too tiny to leave the house so I have to wait till he falls asleep, shut him in his cage thing, and then make a run for it and hope I can run all these errands by the time he wakes up
GOOD LORD
On the bright side, Tiny slept all day yesterday while Kelley and Sarai were over here and we watched from The Idiot's Lantern through the end of series two. Meaning I got to see alt!Pete and Jackie's big reunion (perhaps the sweetest thing ever in the history of Who and I REALLY LOVE PETE TYLER) and Mickey being so cool and, you know, Bad Wolf Bay. BUT THEN THERE WAS DONNA.
While Tiny is chewing on a rope, I'm going to quickly inform the internet of how much I love Mickey Smith. I think I'm more proud of his evolution throughout the series than anybody. Every time I see him pull out a giant gun and aim it at a Cyberman with that precious sneer I remember him clutching Rose's legs stammering "He's an alien, he's a- he's a thing!" You go, Mickey Smith. I feel like if I ever met Noel Clarke I'd want desperate to hug him. Oh, and then there's Ricky, whose terrible acting is one of my favourite things in the history of ever. Most specifically the scene where he goes, "Wha' am I doin' THEH?" and points at Mickey.
OKAY! Tiny fell asleep! I have to shower, feed Flossie, and then drive back to campus to pick up my laptop. Gahhhhhhh.
