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Ahhh the joys of a dating site.
Dec. 8th, 2011 08:48 pmGuy: So you moved to france just like that? WOW!! Do you know anybody here at least?
Me: Not really. That's a big reason I have this profile! Fortunately there are at least twenty other au pairs who are very nice, but they like to go out to bars and I'm more of a theatre/cinema fan, so I don't spend much time with them either.
Guy: Wow really? I dont drink. Would you like go watch a movie with me some time this week?
Me: It's hard to say at this point! There's not much on your profile and you haven't answered any of those silly question things, so I don't know anything about you!
Guy: Loooool I didnt ask to marry me. I just asked you to watch a movie. My personal info is upon request haha. What do you wanna know? Where do you live?
Guy: Anyhow, screw the movie lets do something else tonight.
Me: I *think* you may have just told me what I needed to know.
Guy: Say what? Ohh no dont you dare!! You're saying I'm a liar? I do love more and I do not drink. Its the truth. I know what you're thinking.
Guy: can u go check my new picture see if they're better. I need a girl's advice. Please be honest so I know if I should keep them or remove. Tell me which ones to remove pleaaase.
Guy: Thanks in Advance.
Me: Nope, I didn't say you were a liar. But I think I have the right to know something about someone before I agree to go meet them alone somewhere, especially in a place as dark and awkward as a movie theater. So... nope, I guess you didn't know what I was thinking.
My honest advice is that you should smile in your pictures. I don't know about French girls, but where I come from you look a little bit dangerous/rough. Smile and look friendly. I'm attracted to cute guys, not scary ones.
Guy: Thanks for calling me a scary guy. Thats a complement. French girls are only attracted to scary guys yes. Thanks for the advise Madeline!
Guy: My question was more about how I look, not the way I take the picture. Is my face great? Are I fashioned enough?
Me: I have no idea what you're talking about... I suggested you smile. That's easier to change than your face!
Guy: No I cannot change my face. You might ask yourself why I reply so fast. Dont get the wrong idea, I'm using my phone. I'm not like 24/7 online or something jus saying. Well was nice talking to south Carolina! Adieu! I dont think we're made for each other at all lol
Me: Aren't you glad we talked more before we met up to see a movie? I just saved you a lot of money.
Good luck finding girls who are attracted to someone who doesn't smile!
(NORTH Carolina.)
Guy: Thanks, good luck finding a guy who likes BBWs!! :P
Me: I already did, sweetie. I've seen three in person, will probably be in a relationship with one soon, and there are four or five others who won't stop messaging me. (Including you, that's six people who can't take a hint.)
This is getting really childish. Why don't you go talk to some of the girls on this site who are attracted to immaturity? I'm sure there are SO many.
Guy: Haha you're so innocent. Just a hint for you: men dont think like you believe they do.
Things I didn't say:
1. Oh, sorry, I didn't realize you were more worried about what guys thought than what girls thought!
2. I'm not worried about the way *you* think, that's why I refused to meet up with you...
3. Get a life! If you aren't interested in me, why do you keep answering my messages? Why did you message me in the first place? This is really boring.
I'll let him have the last word, though. Good luck, lonely creeper!
And hey! I gave no shits about him trying to make fun of my weight.
Peace out. ;)
Me: Not really. That's a big reason I have this profile! Fortunately there are at least twenty other au pairs who are very nice, but they like to go out to bars and I'm more of a theatre/cinema fan, so I don't spend much time with them either.
Guy: Wow really? I dont drink. Would you like go watch a movie with me some time this week?
Me: It's hard to say at this point! There's not much on your profile and you haven't answered any of those silly question things, so I don't know anything about you!
Guy: Loooool I didnt ask to marry me. I just asked you to watch a movie. My personal info is upon request haha. What do you wanna know? Where do you live?
Guy: Anyhow, screw the movie lets do something else tonight.
Me: I *think* you may have just told me what I needed to know.
Guy: Say what? Ohh no dont you dare!! You're saying I'm a liar? I do love more and I do not drink. Its the truth. I know what you're thinking.
Guy: can u go check my new picture see if they're better. I need a girl's advice. Please be honest so I know if I should keep them or remove. Tell me which ones to remove pleaaase.
Guy: Thanks in Advance.
Me: Nope, I didn't say you were a liar. But I think I have the right to know something about someone before I agree to go meet them alone somewhere, especially in a place as dark and awkward as a movie theater. So... nope, I guess you didn't know what I was thinking.
My honest advice is that you should smile in your pictures. I don't know about French girls, but where I come from you look a little bit dangerous/rough. Smile and look friendly. I'm attracted to cute guys, not scary ones.
Guy: Thanks for calling me a scary guy. Thats a complement. French girls are only attracted to scary guys yes. Thanks for the advise Madeline!
Guy: My question was more about how I look, not the way I take the picture. Is my face great? Are I fashioned enough?
Me: I have no idea what you're talking about... I suggested you smile. That's easier to change than your face!
Guy: No I cannot change my face. You might ask yourself why I reply so fast. Dont get the wrong idea, I'm using my phone. I'm not like 24/7 online or something jus saying. Well was nice talking to south Carolina! Adieu! I dont think we're made for each other at all lol
Me: Aren't you glad we talked more before we met up to see a movie? I just saved you a lot of money.
Good luck finding girls who are attracted to someone who doesn't smile!
(NORTH Carolina.)
Guy: Thanks, good luck finding a guy who likes BBWs!! :P
Me: I already did, sweetie. I've seen three in person, will probably be in a relationship with one soon, and there are four or five others who won't stop messaging me. (Including you, that's six people who can't take a hint.)
This is getting really childish. Why don't you go talk to some of the girls on this site who are attracted to immaturity? I'm sure there are SO many.
Guy: Haha you're so innocent. Just a hint for you: men dont think like you believe they do.
Things I didn't say:
1. Oh, sorry, I didn't realize you were more worried about what guys thought than what girls thought!
2. I'm not worried about the way *you* think, that's why I refused to meet up with you...
3. Get a life! If you aren't interested in me, why do you keep answering my messages? Why did you message me in the first place? This is really boring.
I'll let him have the last word, though. Good luck, lonely creeper!
And hey! I gave no shits about him trying to make fun of my weight.
Peace out. ;)
