More dorm-based lulz.

[lesmisloony]

Loony: Owww I feel like Voldemort is about to bust out of my uterus and it really hurts.
Molly: But... you can't feel things in your uterus!
Loony: ...Molly?  Have you ever heard of sex?
Tara: Excuse me!  Use the term "lovemaking"!  We don't want to offend Molly's delicate ears!
Molly: *plops down on the floor crosslegged* Where DO babies come from??
Tara: Well, when a man and woman really fancy each other--
Loony: He puts his dingle in her hoohoo.
Molly: What's a dingle?
Loony: An evil evil part of a man.
Molly: What does it look like?
Loony: *makes a fist and punches the air repeatedly*
Molly: That's scary!
Tara: No!  What happens is they kiss and then the baby gets grown in a cabbage patch and then a stork comes and pecks out its eyes.
Molly: But what about all the people on TV who kiss and don't get pregnant?
Tara: Molly... they're all going to hell.