lesmisloony | Frasier Crane... the Demon Shrink of Seattle!

capnspaulding32 and I have successfully created the greatest idea for a crossover ever. Can we, like, comission this from a fanfic writer?

sunrisesunset: So let's see if I can sum this up prosaically
lesmisloony: go for it
sunrisesunset: Once upon an alternative universe, Cam Winston does not disappear in Season 10.
lesmisloony : yay!
sunrisesunset: On the contrary, he continues feuding with Frasier
sunrisesunset: and their sing-offs in condo board meetings become more and more frequent
lesmisloony: (slashy!)
sunrisesunset: LOL
sunrisesunset: anyway. So something happens that turns the favor of the condo board towards Cam. Presumably a prolonged high note of beauty. Anyway, Frasier is humiliated to the point that he has to leave
sunrisesunset: and he goes to Boston.
sunrisesunset: And then ... Cam ... seduces Niles? Or at least abducts him.
sunrisesunset: And then Niles is all distraught and *poison*
lesmisloony: noez!
sunrisesunset: and so Daphne is then Cam's charge.
lesmisloony: muahahaha
sunrisesunset: And then Frasier comes back from Boston
sunrisesunset: with Sam
sunrisesunset: and is all like, "WTF, I have no apartment and no family?"
sunrisesunset: And then Sam is like, "Dude, that chick in the window right above your former apartment is pretty much bangin'."
sunrisesunset: And then this small, blond, strategically smudged Beggar Man is like, "That's Daphne. AND HOW DARE YOU LOOK AT HER LIKE THAT."
lesmisloony: hahaha
lesmisloony: awwwwww
lesmisloony: *squishes beggar!Niles*
sunrisesunset: And Sam is all ... "Whatever."
sunrisesunset: And so then there's Martin
sunrisesunset: who has this cop shop
sunrisesunset: where he solves crimes and stuff
lesmisloony: police stationy thing? or like private eye?
sunrisesunset: Probably private eye.
sunrisesunset: And then Frasier and Roz team up and with their combined knowledge of the human psyche and how to get a man into bed, they usurp Martin
sunrisesunset: and then there was Eddie
sunrisesunset: and Roz took him in.
sunrisesunset: And by the way
sunrisesunset: every time Frasier and Roz solved a crime
sunrisesunset: they'd kill the customers
lesmisloony: hahaha
lesmisloony: that was unexpected!
sunrisesunset: Hahaha
sunrisesunset: and so anyway
sunrisesunset: back at Cam's apartment
sunrisesunset: Cam's thinking, "I'm not sure why I'm not married at this point in the plot. Oh, look, there's a pretty woman living in my house. *adds two and two*"
lesmisloony: hahaha
sunrisesunset: but then Daphne's all, "You killed my husband and kept me locked in a tiny room for like 3 years! and besides, there's this one guy who visits me sometimes who doesn't have maniacal homicidal tendencies. I think I'll marry him."
sunrisesunset: BUT
sunrisesunset: Cam doesn't know who this mysterious lover is
lesmisloony: dun dun DUN
sunrisesunset: so where does he go to find out?
lesmisloony: FRASIER
sunrisesunset: You got it.
lesmisloony: Yesss!
sunrisesunset: And then it's Act II, or something like that.
lesmisloony: well
lesmisloony: when he goes in for a... stalk
sunrisesunset: Yes.
lesmisloony: Sam has to come in and, like, scare him off?
lesmisloony: but then he wouldn't very well need Frasier, would he
sunrisesunset: No, he wouldn't
sunrisesunset: we need to change that part of the story a little bit
sunrisesunset: Dang it, and I was going so well.
lesmisloony: well
lesmisloony: if Sam busted in yelling he was gonna elope with Daphne
lesmisloony: he wouldn't really need Frasier
lesmisloony: and then Frasier can gripe about that for the rest of the show
lesmisloony: BUT CAM? HOW WILL I GET TO HIM?
sunrisesunset: So, wait
sunrisesunset: we have to get to the end somehow
sunrisesunset: where Cam has a mystery for Frasier to solve
lesmisloony: uhhh
sunrisesunset: pertaining directly to Daphne
lesmisloony: whoa
sunrisesunset: at which point Frasier has to kill Cam.
sunrisesunset: Because that's how it ends.
lesmisloony: yes
lesmisloony: and then... Eddie... has to kill Frasier?
lesmisloony: oh no!
lesmisloony: Frasier has to kill Niles!
lesmisloony:
lesmisloony: I don't like it any more
sunrisesunset: This is getting too sad.
lesmisloony: maybe
lesmisloony: Niles will win
lesmisloony: in a sudden reversal of Sweeney canon
sunrisesunset: Okay, okay ... go on ...
lesmisloony: since he's obviously insane with the loss
lesmisloony: of Daphne
lesmisloony: he goes on a killing spree of some kind
sunrisesunset: NOOOO
lesmisloony: and kills errbody BUT Daphne
sunrisesunset: haha
sunrisesunset: Okay
lesmisloony: and they skip away to a madhouse in the sunset
sunrisesunset: and they live happily ever after?
lesmisloony: yes
sunrisesunset: dragging a lot of loose plot threads behind them
lesmisloony: NO WAIT
lesmisloony: NONO
lesmisloony: Eddie gets rabies
lesmisloony: AND ATTACKS EVERYONE
sunrisesunset: HAHA.
sunrisesunset: WONDERFUL.
lesmisloony: except Niles and Daphne
lesmisloony: who weren't around at the time
sunrisesunset: who then live happily ever after
lesmisloony: YES
sunrisesunset: in this extremely twisted version of Sweeney Frasier: The Demon Shrink-Detective of Seattle
lesmisloony: yayyy!
lesmisloony: as long as Niles and Daphne are happy
lesmisloony: so am I
sunrisesunset: Exactly
sunrisesunset: Whoa that took a long time
sunrisesunset: to figure out
sunrisesunset: and we somehow managed to reduce Roz/Lovett's role to like
sunrisesunset: nothing
sunrisesunset: and, really, make it all about Niles, Cam Winston, and Eddie
sunrisesunset: but you know
sunrisesunset: those are the kinds of stories I like.
lesmisloony: hahaha
lesmisloony: me toooo
sunrisesunset: :D
lesmisloony: this is TOTES going on lj