lesmisloony | Another Sims update!

WE BROUGHT THE DOCTOR BACK.

Okay, so Tara (

gracie_nicole ) made it her personal mission to bring the Doctor back after he electrocuted himself and died. She found a bunch of neat cheats and stuff in the process, but the Tombstone of Life and Death wasn't helping us at all: he would just appear all charred for one moment, then disappear. THEN Tara discovered that in the expansion packs there exists a career reward called the Resurrect-O-Phone which can be used to call the Grim Reaper and pay him for one of your friends to come back. However, if you don't pay him enough you get a zombie.

I needed the expansion packs, then. So I spent a full day finding at installing the first two, but after I'd done that I couldn't find the crack and couldn't run them, oh noes. Then I went all emo and became convinced that all my Sims had been lost somehow. Finally, yesterday afternoon, I found a crack for Open for Business (I also put in University and Nightlife and, megaupload and diskspace willing, will someday add Pets and Apartment Life and... whatever else is left besides the useless stuff packs.) and the program ran beautifully. And there were all my Sims, yay!

The first thing I did was put in the scary phone (thanks, cheats!) and call the Grim Reaper. Terrified of a zombie Doctor, I paid him the absolute maximum I could and the Doctor was restored to me! Little red hearts came out of my head and the Doctor's and we immediately began to pillow fight. It was beautiful.

Then I went to Voldina and Voldetta's house. Voldetta gave birth to Edwardo Cullen's baby and Voldina to his brother Edward's. I grew them up fast thanks to cheats and an abiding hatred for making Sim children do homework. (Thanks again, cheats!) Voldetta and Edwardo's son is named Little Satan. He has a comically huge chin and protruding red eyes. Voldina and Edward Cullen's son is named Herbert. Unfortunately, Herbert is more boring than Little Satan and looks just like his father. Tsk.

Well, just for lulz I used a cheat to kill Herbert by flies, then installed a phone and had Little Satan call the Grim Reaper and only pay him a couple hundred Simoleans. Sure enough, Herbert came back as a zombie. It was hilarious. He was blue and walked along dragging one foot, but when he talks to others or climbs stairs he's just a normal Sim. His head rolls back and his mouth hangs open. And his eyes are all lolly and weird. Also, he often thinks about brains. I luh him.

And finally, Goopette. Blind Mag's son, Abel Magwitch, was abducted by aliens and impregnated. He gave birth to a lovely little green girl whom I named Goopette (named her after her grandfather Goopy but missed the chance to call her Elphaba, fail!) and then I used cheats to skip her childhood. In my mind I gave her a personality, then built her a little apartment over the garage that looks like an awesome dance party. I want to live in that apartment someday, seriously.

I have evil plans. I want to make the zombie and a human have a baby. I want the alien and a human to have a baby. Then I want the zombie and the alien to have a baby.

And I want to make a vampire. I can now, you know.

And I want to make a Thenardier family. And I want to make the Patron-Minette. And I want to move the Fauchelevants and the Pontmercys in.

Ohhh no I just checked my disk space and it's looking grim. Fortunately, I have a DVD burner now, so I can get some of the movies and stuff off my hard drive.