The Epic Twilight Art War
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lesmisloonyOhhh dear heavens.
So, for an art project Kat encouraged us all to put poetry and art and whatnot on a wall in our hallway. An expression wall. For a long time, nothing went up but Kat's initial picture of a giant girl. Then we all decided to change that, so the Nuts coloured some pictures from a colouring book, tore them out, and put them up. Good fun. I also wrote some Twilight poetry just for lulz:
My spine is broken
There is blood in my eyes
But look! Renesmee!
There was was a bloodsucking fellow
With magic eyeballs that sometimes turned yellow
Fell in love with his food
So she should have been screwed
But instead he just ate all the pillows
There was one character though well-written
Of the stick he had gotten the short end
Though his love was true (maybe)
Fell in love with a baby
All because he had never been bitten
(There was another haiku that started out "He sparkles in light" but I can't remember the rest.)
Anyway, all good fun, right? But I came back from class and the last two lines of the Jacob Black poem were scribbled out. I was annoyed, but whatever. Then Kat wrote them back in.
Then, tonight, while we were all having our nice little Elisabeth mit Mate (hottie Mate, as Diane calls him) all the poetry was ripped from the wall and replaced with this:
There once was a silly girl
Tales of Twilight she liked to tell
She ruined the story for everyone
Now no one is having fun.
1. Limerick fail.
2. You have NO RIGHT to rip other peoples' stuff off the wall, you idiot.
3. Twilight is NOT good enough to warrant any reaction this strong.
Meanwhile, they had put up a bunch of terribly-coloured pictures on their end of the hall to mock ours. And we know who it was, because only one person on this hall hasn't read Twilight AND has a bunch of vindictive jerk friends.
Well, I was going to talk myself down and keep myself from being mean, but everyone else was ready for an all out war... and so it began.
We went down to their pictures and Kat captioned one "lol passive aggression is fun lololzors rofl"
Then we unleashed the anger onto our own segment of the hall with the following:
-A note taped beneath their "limerick" that read
"Edward and Bella get married! She gets pregnant! Their kid is Renesmee! Bella gets turned into a vampire! Jacob imprints on Edward Cullen's baby! The Volturi show up but lose! They live happily ever after! The End. K. Thanks. Bye. PS Limerick fail. And Twilight sucks. We just saved you a lot of time.
-an illustration of Edward looking rather terrible with flames in the background (the burning man, get it?) and the following text:
HE SEES YOU WHEN YOU'RE SLEEPING. HE KNOWS WHERE YOU LIVE.
I thought that since I was dead and supposedly had no other bodily fluids aside from venom that unprotected marital sex with my wife would prevent pregnancy! Sigh. What a waste of pillows. Now I'm going to have to chew through Bella's uterus... Hate that. I guess she HAS to become a vampire now. I mean, she spouted blood from her eyes and everything. Get me my venom syringe so I can inject it directly into her heart!
and the word BELLA repeated over all blank space
-the following notice:
FREE EXPRESSION WALL: n. a wall where anything and everything that a person desires to express may be posted to entertain others and to brighten our hall. That is the purpose...
(with the addendum) Not be jerks and tear other people's art down. :( Did you not see "anything" and "everything"?
-finally, another sketch of Edward and Bella wherein Bella is saying
"I LUV PEEPL HOO R DISSRESPEKTFUL HURR YOU SHULD EXPERIENCE DOMESTIC ABUSE LOLOL"
and Edward is crouched behind her with a fork and knife and hilarious expression alongside captions reading "Bella's sparkly poot smells of freesia," "SNIFFFF" and "mist... resist... vampiric... nom lust... in favour of plain old lust..." surrounded by hearts
So. Apparently the Nuts are gonna have to cut some people up. We'll see what happens in the morning... when our RA wakes up...
In happier news, Mate! I mean... Elisabeth. We came up with some good times during our Elisabeth screening. Hottie Mate was probably my favourite, though I also taught the other girls "Schlaffen mit mir in meinem Bett." in case we ever meet him. And I wrote on Tara's board "Dear Tara, let's ta-danz! Love Death" in an attempt to halp her remember those pesky German pronunciations...
AND AND AND. A COMMUNITY IN WHICH I AM WHICH I LOVE JUST POSTED THE ENTIRE CONDUCTOR'S SCORE FOR ELISABETH. AND SOMEONE IN THE PAST WENT IN AND HAND-WROTE ENGLISH TRANSLATIONS UNDER EVERY LINE. MEIN GOTT. I AM REALLY EXCITED. Whenever I love something I want to play it on the piano (still waiting for Repo sheet music, ha) and and and this is just too good. I'm printing it up and buying a notebook for it TOMORROW and then I'm going to go play it and disappear into the practice rooms for HOURS. The music is SO GOOD.
So, for an art project Kat encouraged us all to put poetry and art and whatnot on a wall in our hallway. An expression wall. For a long time, nothing went up but Kat's initial picture of a giant girl. Then we all decided to change that, so the Nuts coloured some pictures from a colouring book, tore them out, and put them up. Good fun. I also wrote some Twilight poetry just for lulz:
My spine is broken
There is blood in my eyes
But look! Renesmee!
There was was a bloodsucking fellow
With magic eyeballs that sometimes turned yellow
Fell in love with his food
So she should have been screwed
But instead he just ate all the pillows
There was one character though well-written
Of the stick he had gotten the short end
Though his love was true (maybe)
Fell in love with a baby
All because he had never been bitten
(There was another haiku that started out "He sparkles in light" but I can't remember the rest.)
Anyway, all good fun, right? But I came back from class and the last two lines of the Jacob Black poem were scribbled out. I was annoyed, but whatever. Then Kat wrote them back in.
Then, tonight, while we were all having our nice little Elisabeth mit Mate (hottie Mate, as Diane calls him) all the poetry was ripped from the wall and replaced with this:
There once was a silly girl
Tales of Twilight she liked to tell
She ruined the story for everyone
Now no one is having fun.
1. Limerick fail.
2. You have NO RIGHT to rip other peoples' stuff off the wall, you idiot.
3. Twilight is NOT good enough to warrant any reaction this strong.
Meanwhile, they had put up a bunch of terribly-coloured pictures on their end of the hall to mock ours. And we know who it was, because only one person on this hall hasn't read Twilight AND has a bunch of vindictive jerk friends.
Well, I was going to talk myself down and keep myself from being mean, but everyone else was ready for an all out war... and so it began.
We went down to their pictures and Kat captioned one "lol passive aggression is fun lololzors rofl"
Then we unleashed the anger onto our own segment of the hall with the following:
-A note taped beneath their "limerick" that read
"Edward and Bella get married! She gets pregnant! Their kid is Renesmee! Bella gets turned into a vampire! Jacob imprints on Edward Cullen's baby! The Volturi show up but lose! They live happily ever after! The End. K. Thanks. Bye. PS Limerick fail. And Twilight sucks. We just saved you a lot of time.
-an illustration of Edward looking rather terrible with flames in the background (the burning man, get it?) and the following text:
HE SEES YOU WHEN YOU'RE SLEEPING. HE KNOWS WHERE YOU LIVE.
I thought that since I was dead and supposedly had no other bodily fluids aside from venom that unprotected marital sex with my wife would prevent pregnancy! Sigh. What a waste of pillows. Now I'm going to have to chew through Bella's uterus... Hate that. I guess she HAS to become a vampire now. I mean, she spouted blood from her eyes and everything. Get me my venom syringe so I can inject it directly into her heart!
and the word BELLA repeated over all blank space
-the following notice:
FREE EXPRESSION WALL: n. a wall where anything and everything that a person desires to express may be posted to entertain others and to brighten our hall. That is the purpose...
(with the addendum) Not be jerks and tear other people's art down. :( Did you not see "anything" and "everything"?
-finally, another sketch of Edward and Bella wherein Bella is saying
"I LUV PEEPL HOO R DISSRESPEKTFUL HURR YOU SHULD EXPERIENCE DOMESTIC ABUSE LOLOL"
and Edward is crouched behind her with a fork and knife and hilarious expression alongside captions reading "Bella's sparkly poot smells of freesia," "SNIFFFF" and "mist... resist... vampiric... nom lust... in favour of plain old lust..." surrounded by hearts
So. Apparently the Nuts are gonna have to cut some people up. We'll see what happens in the morning... when our RA wakes up...
In happier news, Mate! I mean... Elisabeth. We came up with some good times during our Elisabeth screening. Hottie Mate was probably my favourite, though I also taught the other girls "Schlaffen mit mir in meinem Bett." in case we ever meet him. And I wrote on Tara's board "Dear Tara, let's ta-danz! Love Death" in an attempt to halp her remember those pesky German pronunciations...
AND AND AND. A COMMUNITY IN WHICH I AM WHICH I LOVE JUST POSTED THE ENTIRE CONDUCTOR'S SCORE FOR ELISABETH. AND SOMEONE IN THE PAST WENT IN AND HAND-WROTE ENGLISH TRANSLATIONS UNDER EVERY LINE. MEIN GOTT. I AM REALLY EXCITED. Whenever I love something I want to play it on the piano (still waiting for Repo sheet music, ha) and and and this is just too good. I'm printing it up and buying a notebook for it TOMORROW and then I'm going to go play it and disappear into the practice rooms for HOURS. The music is SO GOOD.
