Sims Update # a million
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lesmisloonyYesterday's Simming was so beautiful that I can't not report upon it. I am SO GLAD they still live.
Okay, so first we went to the Kamaras household where, just for kicks, we made Herbert have alt!Julian's child. (Note: alt!Julian is Julian from an alternate universe, and he's an egomaniacal rapist. Just for the record. But Herbert said he was "HOT," so we thought it'd be fun to see what kind of child they produced. We thought it might be Lestat. Think about it... foppy blond gay vampire plus egomaniacal rapist? Totally Lestat.) Unfortunately, the child was a girl whom we named Herblianna. She was rather hideous, having Julian's hooky nose and frowny mouth. We died her hair green and gave her green lipstick and sent her to college. Okay, so first we went to the Kamaras household where, just for kicks, we made Herbert have alt!Julian's child. (Note: alt!Julian is Julian from an alternate universe, and he's an egomaniacal rapist. Just for the record. But Herbert said he was "HOT," so we thought it'd be fun to see what kind of child they produced. We thought it might be Lestat. Think about it... foppy blond gay vampire plus egomaniacal rapist? Totally Lestat.) Unfortunately, the child was a girl whom we named Herblianna. She was rather hideous, having Julian's hooky nose and frowny mouth. We died her hair green and gave her green lipstick and sent her to college.
Carolyn left the room, and when she came back I was at the Richmulian household, inviting sim!Loony over to be their best friend. Sigh. Carolyn convinced me to let Richmond and Julian have a baby, so I grudgingly did it. And the kid we named Junior for lack of anything better. See, the concept of the two of them having to raise a baby... it doesn't work for me. They're too worried about themselves for a kid. However, Junior was a mini-Richmond, so I immediately loved him. Once we grew him up with cheats (no college for Junior!) we gave hum a haircut just like Julian's. And he has Julian's freckles. So he's basically a little Julian with Richmond's colouring. He's adorable. I want my sim!baby from the Doctor, Papageno Zydrate, to marry him. Carolyn wants sim!Carolyn to marry him.
Anyway, then Máté and Jane Eyre showed up, so sim!Loony invited sim!Tara over, who in turn invited sim!Carolyn over. Sim!Carolyn HATES Jane Eyre. No idea why. And Sim!Carolyn and Máté fell in Lieb. Aw. Then we wanted to get sim!Carolyn knocked up by Máté, but apparently she can't have babies or something (glitch?), so we let Máté give birth to the child. Then! Sim!Loony got abducted by aliens!!! AND THEN! SIM!TARA GOT EATEN BY RICHMOND AND JULIAN'S COW PLANT! We put in a resurrect-o-nomintron STAT and got her back! It was HORRID. We were OUTRAGED. As for abducted!Loony, it doesn't look like she got pregnant... maybe that only happens to men?
Then we went back to the Kamaras household where Máté gave birth. Also, at one point sim!Loony came over and grabbed Herbert and made out with him, which is interesting because they aren't even in crush... Herbert likes men. Such as Pavi Largo. And alt!Julian. Anyway, Mate and Carolyn had a rather pretty child whom we named Sweet Transwestite. She is a vampire, but for some reason doesn't have the vampire colouring. And that about wrapped the night up.
I want to go over to the Vampire household and turn Claudia into an actual vampire and leave her out in the sun...
Okay, so first we went to the Kamaras household where, just for kicks, we made Herbert have alt!Julian's child. (Note: alt!Julian is Julian from an alternate universe, and he's an egomaniacal rapist. Just for the record. But Herbert said he was "HOT," so we thought it'd be fun to see what kind of child they produced. We thought it might be Lestat. Think about it... foppy blond gay vampire plus egomaniacal rapist? Totally Lestat.) Unfortunately, the child was a girl whom we named Herblianna. She was rather hideous, having Julian's hooky nose and frowny mouth. We died her hair green and gave her green lipstick and sent her to college. Okay, so first we went to the Kamaras household where, just for kicks, we made Herbert have alt!Julian's child. (Note: alt!Julian is Julian from an alternate universe, and he's an egomaniacal rapist. Just for the record. But Herbert said he was "HOT," so we thought it'd be fun to see what kind of child they produced. We thought it might be Lestat. Think about it... foppy blond gay vampire plus egomaniacal rapist? Totally Lestat.) Unfortunately, the child was a girl whom we named Herblianna. She was rather hideous, having Julian's hooky nose and frowny mouth. We died her hair green and gave her green lipstick and sent her to college.
Carolyn left the room, and when she came back I was at the Richmulian household, inviting sim!Loony over to be their best friend. Sigh. Carolyn convinced me to let Richmond and Julian have a baby, so I grudgingly did it. And the kid we named Junior for lack of anything better. See, the concept of the two of them having to raise a baby... it doesn't work for me. They're too worried about themselves for a kid. However, Junior was a mini-Richmond, so I immediately loved him. Once we grew him up with cheats (no college for Junior!) we gave hum a haircut just like Julian's. And he has Julian's freckles. So he's basically a little Julian with Richmond's colouring. He's adorable. I want my sim!baby from the Doctor, Papageno Zydrate, to marry him. Carolyn wants sim!Carolyn to marry him.
Anyway, then Máté and Jane Eyre showed up, so sim!Loony invited sim!Tara over, who in turn invited sim!Carolyn over. Sim!Carolyn HATES Jane Eyre. No idea why. And Sim!Carolyn and Máté fell in Lieb. Aw. Then we wanted to get sim!Carolyn knocked up by Máté, but apparently she can't have babies or something (glitch?), so we let Máté give birth to the child. Then! Sim!Loony got abducted by aliens!!! AND THEN! SIM!TARA GOT EATEN BY RICHMOND AND JULIAN'S COW PLANT! We put in a resurrect-o-nomintron STAT and got her back! It was HORRID. We were OUTRAGED. As for abducted!Loony, it doesn't look like she got pregnant... maybe that only happens to men?
Then we went back to the Kamaras household where Máté gave birth. Also, at one point sim!Loony came over and grabbed Herbert and made out with him, which is interesting because they aren't even in crush... Herbert likes men. Such as Pavi Largo. And alt!Julian. Anyway, Mate and Carolyn had a rather pretty child whom we named Sweet Transwestite. She is a vampire, but for some reason doesn't have the vampire colouring. And that about wrapped the night up.
I want to go over to the Vampire household and turn Claudia into an actual vampire and leave her out in the sun...
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Date: 2009-04-06 08:33 am (UTC)COWPLANT!! Eeehehehehehe. My cowplant owning lesbian Sims avec les chiens have now enticed a total of 24 friendly neighbours to be eaten by the cowplant! It's wonderful. They also feed each other to the cowplant and resurrect when they're (I'm) feeling bored.
Sweet Transwestite has got to be one of the best Sim names. Especially as it's somewhat adorably-Mate-related.