lesmisloony | I love everyone but wtf is my life

I love my offline friends. All of them. Monday at Carowinds was epic and Wednesday (today?) is a going-away get-together at Mellow Mushroom (since, after SIX YEARS of my obsessive patronage, O'Charley's STOPPED CARRYING MY MUSHROOM SWISS BACON BURGER WHAT) for which I am super stoked. And then we're going to try for a throwback to watch some Repo and maybe some Elisabeth.

I AM MOVING TO FRANCE IN LIKE TWO WEEKS.

I am so not prepared for this. What kind of toothpaste will I buy? Where will I bank? How can I fit a decent selection of shoes into my suitcase? How am I going to bring my teddy bear--surely I couldn't leave him behind--and who will take pictures of me jumping up and down on that Torchwood secret elevator when I take my trip out to Wales?