I'm no rapper but I'm a fanatic

[lesmisloony]

Stagedooring night eight.

I did not take pictures.

I met some really cool fans from Brazil and we really hit it off--they were awesome and had actually come all the way to Paris to see the show!  Plus they spoke English.

You know who else speaks English?  Florent Mothe.  He can read English too.  English words like these right here that you yourself are reading now.

I intended to take pictures, but after my conversation with Flo all I could do was cover my face and cringe and hit myself in the forehead.  And Mikele totally skipped me and then ran away with a scarf over his face.  It was pretty cold.  Like... it was snowing.

Oh dear.  I am so ashamed.

The conversation was as follows.  Kind of.  You have to allow for mistakes since I hit myself in the forehead so many times I may have caused myself severe brain damage.

The Brazilians got a sweet little video of Flo saying hi to all the other Brazilian fans and then I held out my CD for him to sign.  He acknowledged my American-y presence and I said something about how the international fans have all found each other.

Then Flo started telling me he loves the gloves and he wears them a lot.  I was pretty stoked and flattered to hear this (though I wasn't sure at the time where it was coming from) and was like gazing at him lovingly and thanking him moronically.

And then he yanked the rug right on out from under my feet.

Flo: So, I was looking on the internet last night, and by accident I found your website.
Me: WHICH ONE. (I do not know what that was supposed to mean.  I guess maybe I was thinking of twitter or facebook?  Of course there's only the livejournal.)
Flo: I don't...?
Me: MY LIVEJOURNAL???
Flo: Yes!
Me: ...............................I'M SO SORRY.

He kind of laughed and waved it away and even wrote "Thanks!" next to his signature on my CD but all I could do was stare at him in horror.  Because I was thinking about all the things about the manlove and the rocket shoes and the overuse of words like "beautiflo" and dear sweet Byzantine Jesus it never ends.  Oh, mais quelle outrecuidance.

I spent the rest of my stagedooring experience going "OH MY GOD AND I POSTED PICTURES OF THE SIMS I MADE OF THEM" and other such outbursts to my poor new Brazilian pals.  I just stood there gawping at Flo with one hand firmly over my face while he smiled to himself and signed everyone else's papers and such.

I'M REALLY SORRY FLORENT MOTHE.

CELEBRITIES ARE REAL PEOPLE GUYS.  Some of them even know how to use the internet.

Comments

[mmejavert.livejournal.com]

Console yourself with this: The crazy batshit fangirls you met that one time who kept being annoying to Mikele probably say even worse things on the internet. You are not creepy. Maybe a little obsessed, but I don't think it's creepy and clearly Flo's not scared off!

(I'm still giggling; I honestly think this whole post/story is frickin'adorable)

[lily0f7h3meadow.livejournal.com]

Oh. my. gosh. 0.0 *glomps*

[larkacharka.livejournal.com]

Hey, it could be worse! It seems like he was flattered, and for all you know, he may not have even seen everything that you're worried he saw.

And you seem to be completely ignoring the fact that FLORENT MOTHE DID INTERNET SNOOPING AND FOUND YOU.

[collectingbees.livejournal.com]

OMG, that is actually rather awesome and completely adorable.

[yobambam666.livejournal.com]

I am sitting on my bed DYING LAUGHING. HAHAHAHAHAHAH!H!H!H!H!H!FGSADFADFADFSA!!! It is ridiculous how much I am laughing. I mean, not to add insult to your embarrassment or anything, but the fact that he actually found your LJ is so adorable. lakdjflakdjgf;lakfjg;alkjflakdjf;lajdlfk. I know it seems like the worst possible thing, but hell, if he cares enough to actually find you that is awesome! That'd be like if Gerard Way ever found mine. I'd be mortified on one hand (at all the posts about how hot he is and all that) but on the other I'd be like "GERARD FUCKING WAY KNOWS WHO I AM!" I'd be creepily stoked if that makes sense.


I am still laughing! I am just picturing your conversation about it in my head and the awkward adorableness of it.

The only thing I can say is, if he didn't want people reacting this way over him he shoulda thought of that before he went and crammed all that talent, adorableness, hotness, and amazingness into one body.

I am laughing again because i just pictured Flo looking at the Sim picture of himself saying "Oh man, she got my character to look even more real that I could on the sims!" HAHAHA. It'd be even funnier if he did play the Sims for real.

Also, haha, "by accident I found your website"? did he really say that? Maybe he was trying to seem like less of a creeper himself. lol.

[yobambam666.livejournal.com]

BTW, can you link me to any official Flo myspace or facebook page that is actually him? I am reluctant to add any in case they are fake.

[yobambam666.livejournal.com]

Ps. About those sims... are you still willing to send me the dynamic duo, or did you delete them out of mortification? lol jk.

I got my game in the mail today. YAY!

[angely78.livejournal.com]

fancy seeing you here!!

[kaiserinerzsi.livejournal.com]

Aww bless!
I'd imagine he'd be more amused by your entries than anything else, you've no need to feel bad about it.
It could have been a lot worse,
I've heard of people posting musical reviews on their own journal and then being confronted by a actor/actress who's performance they didn't enjoy.
I have my own fair share of unfavorable opinions so tend to keep most of my entries locked :)

[amabla.livejournal.com]

What? and HOW? I can't even think of how he would have found you unless he had specifically been looking for that American girl who gave him gloves.

*massive hugs* you really don't come off as that creepy so from here I think it's very funny.

[pennywhistle.livejournal.com]

OMG I just completely flushed red for you all the way over here. HOW CRAZY IS THAT. How cool a reaction did he have, though?? I mean, my posts were all "I LOVE YOU AND I WANT TO HAVE YOUR FRENCH BABIES," but that's why they're f-locked ^_~
Public internet is public, which I have sadly learned the hard way too many times. I'm glad he seemed so cool about it.

[angely78.livejournal.com]

absolutely ADORABLE.