Comédie, tragédie
Dec. 23rd, 2010 08:48 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
lesmisloonyWe're pretty sure everyone is getting home today!
You aren't booked on this flight.
Go stand in that line forever and watch a man start screaming at a poor Icelandair lady and maybe you'll get waitlisted.
I got you a seat!
Do you want window or aisle?
Ladies and gentlemen, we will be arriving in New York in six hours.
Would you like a complimentary Christmas cookie?
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to New York. The local time is 7pm.
The bus to Penn Station should be here in five minutes.
The bus to Penn Station should be here in ten minutes.
I think the bus will be here in about five minutes.
Hey foxy, the bus is down here! It's about to leave! Run!
If you're going to Penn Station, get out and wait for a shuttle here.
The next train to Trenton is in ten minutes.
We're sorry, the number you have dialled is not in service.
We're sorry, this customer's voicemail box is full and we cannot accept your message.
What's that? There ain't no Peter here. Honey, you got the wrong number.
There is one minute left on your calling card.
OKAY I WILL I'LL CALL YOUR UNCLE I LOVE YOU DON'T WORRY I'LL MAKE SURE HE'S WAITING AT THE TR--
YEAHHHH THAT GAME WAS AWESOME! WOOOO! HAHA, YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO TRASH TALK! YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO TRASH TALK! COME ON, THAT GAME WAS AWESOME! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
What do you mean he's not there? He said he'd be there. He must be on his way. Just wait. Oh, and by the way, we called Amtrak and it's booked every day till Christmas.
I'm so glad you made it! Welcome to America! You've been through a lot. Hey, I've got you a dinner of steak and salad and mashed potatoes waiting.
Amtrak is booked until Christmas day, but you're welcome to spend Christmas with us!
Thank you for calling Amtrak. Please hold for the next representative.
Your call is important to us. Please hold for the next representative.
I've got two empty seats on tomorrow's train to North Carolina.
It'll cost a hundred dollars more than your original ticket.
You'll be back in North Carolina by 6:01pm tomorrow.
You aren't booked on this flight.
Go stand in that line forever and watch a man start screaming at a poor Icelandair lady and maybe you'll get waitlisted.
I got you a seat!
Do you want window or aisle?
Ladies and gentlemen, we will be arriving in New York in six hours.
Would you like a complimentary Christmas cookie?
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to New York. The local time is 7pm.
The bus to Penn Station should be here in five minutes.
The bus to Penn Station should be here in ten minutes.
I think the bus will be here in about five minutes.
Hey foxy, the bus is down here! It's about to leave! Run!
If you're going to Penn Station, get out and wait for a shuttle here.
The next train to Trenton is in ten minutes.
We're sorry, the number you have dialled is not in service.
We're sorry, this customer's voicemail box is full and we cannot accept your message.
What's that? There ain't no Peter here. Honey, you got the wrong number.
There is one minute left on your calling card.
OKAY I WILL I'LL CALL YOUR UNCLE I LOVE YOU DON'T WORRY I'LL MAKE SURE HE'S WAITING AT THE TR--
YEAHHHH THAT GAME WAS AWESOME! WOOOO! HAHA, YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO TRASH TALK! YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO TRASH TALK! COME ON, THAT GAME WAS AWESOME! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
What do you mean he's not there? He said he'd be there. He must be on his way. Just wait. Oh, and by the way, we called Amtrak and it's booked every day till Christmas.
I'm so glad you made it! Welcome to America! You've been through a lot. Hey, I've got you a dinner of steak and salad and mashed potatoes waiting.
Amtrak is booked until Christmas day, but you're welcome to spend Christmas with us!
Thank you for calling Amtrak. Please hold for the next representative.
Your call is important to us. Please hold for the next representative.
I've got two empty seats on tomorrow's train to North Carolina.
It'll cost a hundred dollars more than your original ticket.
You'll be back in North Carolina by 6:01pm tomorrow.
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Date: 2010-12-23 08:23 am (UTC)(And FANTASTIC picspam!!)
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Date: 2010-12-23 08:43 am (UTC)I hope you don't have to deal with anymore epic travel fails.
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Date: 2010-12-24 02:35 am (UTC)Now I just have to hunt down Les Choristes.
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Date: 2010-12-24 02:43 pm (UTC)AND WHAT I KNOW IS THAT THE ONLY IMPORTANT PART IS CHRISTOPHE MAÉ. :D
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Date: 2010-12-24 05:25 pm (UTC)Christophe Mae is adorable. lol. I showed my friend a video of him and she's like, "He's sexy" lol.
He just sings so effing fast! It's really hard to learn his songs. lol. I have the chorus of Dingue, Dingue, Dingue down, and I think J'ai Vu la Vie is next on the list.
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Date: 2010-12-23 02:39 pm (UTC)I hope you make it home in time for Christmas and everything! D: Be safe and don't have any more problems! XD Sheash, you've been through enough already!
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Date: 2010-12-24 01:34 am (UTC)My worst travel nightmare was being caught on Christmas Eve for a 6 hour overdue flight in Chicago en route from London to where I was spending Christmas with a mate in Omaha. Wouldn't have been so bad if I hadn't had such a migraine that by the time we boarded and they announced turbulance, all I could think was PLEASE LET THE PLANE GO DOWN AND PUT ME OUT OF THIS MISERY.
Have been worried about all you guys trying to get into/out of/around Europe this Christmas - am seeing so many messages about delays etc (even my BIL was delayed by the flow-on effect in getting back into and then over from Singapore), but yours seems to have been the worst.
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Date: 2010-12-24 09:58 pm (UTC)Foarte informativ
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